Sunday, September 9, 2007

Ode to the (supposed) Supermodels




So ive never actually found Heidi Klum to be a looker, and i dare anyone to have a real good look at her face close up and realise it doesnt make sense and her nose is just a little triangle with slits in it. Other than that i KNOW that she is one of the FEW lovely celebs and i dont want to bag her too much. Besides this post is about something entirely different: Its about the supermodel bods we see. For years and years women have puzzled about HOW they cannot seem to have perfectly toned bodies and large natural tits that one could rest their own chin on, yet it seems every supermodel is capable of doing so. See above the case of the Victoria Secret Girls. The fotos of them on the right shows them as we know them, the fotos on the left shows the models before they were famous and before they had the mulah to buy silicone tits. Voila! The greatest mysteries of alltime solved. So next time your boy complains or YOU complain just remember its all fake fake fake. Thats showbusiness baby!

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