Victoria Beckham not that POSH

Oohhh dear Poshie poshie. ALL that money you spent on makeup, sillicone, surgery, hairstylists, and clothes assistants has gone to such a waste. You can hide behind the shade of glamour only so long. Untill someone takes a picture of you looking like a transexual who has only just started taking their estrogen pills.

WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS?!!

Notice the guy in the back is totally confused. In his head he is thinking "Did i just see a woman made of wax walk past?"
Well its not wax buddy, its all plastic. But indeed its Courtney Love. There is a fine line between plastic fantastic and pure fug.

Tyra Banks, the giant

THATS A HUGE BITCH!!! Oh wait its Tyra. Tyra is a cool chick, good attitude, and has a lovely face. But this foto made me realise that being that TALL would suck. She looks like something that escaped from the circus amongst other people.

A photographic example of the miracle that is photoshop

Its a game of spot the difference.

If you didnt quite understand what photoshop is about and how it works and if it does REALLY work then check out this foto. This models skin colour is improved in texture and tan, her double chin is gone her thighs are thinner, her breasts are nicer, her arms are thinner, her face is improved, and the natural bump that every woman has (its what most fertile women have, a biological form of protection; the layer of fat at the bottom protects the potential fetus from the bumps in the outside world) is gone!!! Imagine the possiblities!!! Save money and try and afford one of these photoshopper guys to improve your pics.

Cellulite Revisited: Kimberly Stewart

The other less famous heiress, Kimberly showing the example of someone who is certainly NOT obese, but is in fact rather thin but still has cellulite. Just to prove the fact that cellulite has only very little to do with being fat and more to do with being a woman and generally being a human being.

JLo is human after all

Aww this warms my heart. 85% of women have cellulite. Its a natural reaction to the Oestrogen hormone that women have. Oestrogen is the female hormone. Thus technically the more female you are the more likely you are to have cellulite. It also has NOTHING to do with how fat you are, it simply means a sluggish draining of the lympathic system. Skinny women have it too. Its just that society doesnt want to accept it and thus its always airbrushed. Good to see JLo is human and she is in fact ageing as shown by the foto of her face.

Another ugly pic of Carmen cos you know you love it!

Work that Poodle do. Id so like to do it with her hair.

Why all the fuss?? Carmen Electra Edition

What a good pair of fake teeth, some fake tits, some fake hair and a fake tan can do for a girl!!! See here Carmen Electra, a celebrity that has always puzzled me when it comes to WHY everyone thinks she is so fuckable. I GET Jessica Alba, I get Hazzell Keely, I get Laetitia Casta but Carmen??? The foto with the NY Tshirt shows Carmen before she invested millions of dollars into attempting

to become a sex symbol. The Getty Image is quite recent and shows me again... she is not that shit hot. Sorry!

Thank god for make up; right Brooke?

Oh deary me, Poor Brookey. Your asian/caucasian/childlike face doesnt look so good without makeup does it? I will credit you the fact that you obviously work out a lot. And thus your body IS hot. Except for those fake plastic balloons you call boobs. But your face is emberassing without make up. What a shame.

Salma Hayek dissected

The great mystery that is Heidi Klum

I know that in real life Heidi Klum is actually quite a nice person. You can tell she is not stuck up, she loves her husband and is good to him and her children which is more than can be said of most celebs or even human beings. BUT what i DO NOT get is how people can actually think that Heidi Klum is naturally gorgeous. The foto on the left VERY VERY clearly shows that she is NOT. Even Shrek could look like a sexy mofo with the stylist team that 'puts' Heidi together. I grant that she has great teeth and a cute smile but the foto on the left is again EVIDENCE that she is a very simple human being indeed.

VICTORIA Silvstedt is UGLY as fug. Case Closed.

This is quite a fascinating case, I present Victoria Silvstedt. Originally a girl that looked great after some serious fotoshopping as seen in the before picture. After spending all the money earned from bearing her boobies on silicone fish lips she has actually made herself UGLIER. I simply cannot believe people want to see this face before they orgasm. It is beyond me. Her face on the foto on the left makes me think of dirty old men who smell of poo. Enough said.

EWWWW Christina without make up!

I have to admit, Christina in "Candyman" made me sick with jealousy. She CAN be a really hot bitch. The reality is that she is not NATURALLY a hot bitch. Please refer to the fotos on the left. I think she looks remarkbly like an albino who has just had bowel cancer. I also noticed the LENGTH of her nose in the foto on the far left. Seems larger than i remember... maybe had a little work done? For anyone who has ever envied Christina this is proof you can be hot(ter) too! Just earn millions of dollars to afford, a good video editor, a make up artist, a dietician, a dermatologist, a fake tan booth, a dentist and a hairstylist.

Marissa Miller examined closely

I think most guys would LOVE to examine Marissa Miller closely. Unfortunately they might find a shock.

Namely Marissa Miller has a large chest. A large chest full of silicone. Which is all fun and games as long as they are not touched (silicon tits like this feel funny) and she EVIDENTLY (see picture) cannot get horizontal. All very unfortunate because I suppose thats what guys and some girls would want to do to her. She is like one of those fake croissants you used to have as a kid when you had pretend tea parties. They looked so yummy but when you wanted to eat it is was plastic such as something else I know ie. Marissa's love humps. Her boobs in the foto on the left look like two MASSIVE biceps. You can tell the guy is trying to make eye contact with one of his friends so he can get the fuck out of there. Fair enough.

Firm breasts: Case Study 1 Jessica Simpson

The absolute perfect example of my previous post when disgusting boobs that serve as chin resters. Large natural breasts are VERY VERY rarely perky. Ever. Maybe one in 100 women with large boobs find they are perky. Many of them are like Jessica's. Of course Hollywood and the Media world HATES to see such a thing. Boobs are not allowed to actually be natural and influenced by gravity. Instead women are hit with images like the one on the left EVERY day to make them feel like odd odd creatures with droopy monkey tits. In reality that is NATURAL. Thankfully (not) Jessica decided to add to the myth of Hollywood and have her naturals lifted. Which by the way may look good when covered but actually leaves ugly scars and often goes wrong. Well if you have the cash and the low self esteem...

Ode to the (supposed) Supermodels

So ive never actually found Heidi Klum to be a looker, and i dare anyone to have a real good look at her face close up and realise it doesnt make sense and her nose is just a little triangle with slits in it. Other than that i KNOW that she is one of the FEW lovely celebs and i dont want to bag her too much. Besides this post is about something entirely different: Its about the supermodel bods we see. For years and years women have puzzled about HOW they cannot seem to have perfectly toned bodies and large natural tits that one could rest their own chin on, yet it seems every supermodel is capable of doing so. See above the case of the Victoria Secret Girls. The fotos of them on the right shows them as we know them, the fotos on the left shows the models before they were famous and before they had the mulah to buy silicone tits. Voila! The greatest mysteries of alltime solved. So next time your boy complains or YOU complain just remember its all fake fake fake. Thats showbusiness baby!

Girls next door surgery makeover!

Holly Madison of Girls next door fame aka the most "loved" girlfriend of mr. Hugh Hefner has never lied about not going under the knife. She has certainly gone through a number of 'makeovers' to look like the girl we know and love today. It is clear to see that she has had a seriously large amount of operations. Firstly, the obligatory boobjob (like 99 percent of girls that are in contact with the Playboy conglomerate) but these fotos also reveal that she has had some serious help from her hairdresser (very very white blonde hair), her beauty therapist (i dont know about those dark dark eyebrows), her dentist (her smile is all new) and obviously the surgeon tried to get rid of her bird like quality by shaving of that nose. The result: she looks like everyone else that fits within the Playboy dream. Lucky she is a cool girl anyway though. Pity Hugh is so shallow.

Welcome to Celebrities are Ugly Too!

In society today the media is the ultimate source of information for many. Beauty ideals in particular beauty female ideas are shaped by large media magnets. The thinner, the more toned, the more tanned, the bigger titted, the straighter the teeth, the longer the hair and the rounder the bum; the more beautiful a woman is as defined by media today. Women in the spotlight uphold these ideas by having personal trainers, public assistants, media advisors, dieticians, make up artists, and people that will photoshop all their photos. These images are projected onto real women as being normal. Women are therefore exposed to unrealistic images that they cannot uphold, leading to the many eating and personality disorders everyone is too familiar with today. This blog was created to post real pictures of celebrities. To have a collection from all different sites (many thanks to all the sites that post on www.lipstick.com) of fotos of women archived so that if your boyfriend drools over JLO you can show him the picture of her cellulite arse. Or next time you wish you looked like Christina Aguilera because you think she is prettier you can check out a foto of her BEFORE she visits the makeup artist. Its sure to cheer you up and make you see more clearly that although you may feel ugly, fat, old and saggy you always have to remember that CELEBRITIES ARE UGLY TOO!!!