Victoria Beckham not that POSH

Oohhh dear Poshie poshie. ALL that money you spent on makeup, sillicone, surgery, hairstylists, and clothes assistants has gone to such a waste. You can hide behind the shade of glamour only so long. Untill someone takes a picture of you looking like a transexual who has only just started taking their estrogen pills.

WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS?!!

Notice the guy in the back is totally confused. In his head he is thinking "Did i just see a woman made of wax walk past?"
Well its not wax buddy, its all plastic. But indeed its Courtney Love. There is a fine line between plastic fantastic and pure fug.

Tyra Banks, the giant

THATS A HUGE BITCH!!! Oh wait its Tyra. Tyra is a cool chick, good attitude, and has a lovely face. But this foto made me realise that being that TALL would suck. She looks like something that escaped from the circus amongst other people.

A photographic example of the miracle that is photoshop

Its a game of spot the difference.

If you didnt quite understand what photoshop is about and how it works and if it does REALLY work then check out this foto. This models skin colour is improved in texture and tan, her double chin is gone her thighs are thinner, her breasts are nicer, her arms are thinner, her face is improved, and the natural bump that every woman has (its what most fertile women have, a biological form of protection; the layer of fat at the bottom protects the potential fetus from the bumps in the outside world) is gone!!! Imagine the possiblities!!! Save money and try and afford one of these photoshopper guys to improve your pics.

Cellulite Revisited: Kimberly Stewart

The other less famous heiress, Kimberly showing the example of someone who is certainly NOT obese, but is in fact rather thin but still has cellulite. Just to prove the fact that cellulite has only very little to do with being fat and more to do with being a woman and generally being a human being.

JLo is human after all

Aww this warms my heart. 85% of women have cellulite. Its a natural reaction to the Oestrogen hormone that women have. Oestrogen is the female hormone. Thus technically the more female you are the more likely you are to have cellulite. It also has NOTHING to do with how fat you are, it simply means a sluggish draining of the lympathic system. Skinny women have it too. Its just that society doesnt want to accept it and thus its always airbrushed. Good to see JLo is human and she is in fact ageing as shown by the foto of her face.

Another ugly pic of Carmen cos you know you love it!

Work that Poodle do. Id so like to do it with her hair.